About the song

Toby Keith has always had a knack for storytelling, and Rum Is the Reason is no exception. This track, featured on his 2015 album 35 MPH Town, leans into his signature blend of humor, wisdom, and a laid-back country swagger. From the very first notes, the song sets a tropical, almost escapist tone—one that feels like a carefree afternoon spent by the ocean, with nothing but the breeze and a strong drink for company. But beneath the lighthearted melody, Keith delivers a sly, tongue-in-cheek take on history, weaving in a playful narrative about how rum is the reason behind some of the world’s most notable downfalls.

What makes the song so engaging is its clever lyrical approach. Keith sings about historical figures and empires, suggesting that while some may credit ambition or politics for their rise and fall, the real culprit was something far more intoxicating—rum. This kind of witty historical revisionism, set against an easygoing Caribbean-inspired rhythm, makes the song feel both amusing and musically refreshing. It’s a departure from his more patriotic anthems or honky-tonk barroom singalongs, instead embracing a Jimmy Buffett-style island vibe. Steel drums and breezy guitar riffs transport the listener straight to the shoreline, where troubles seem to dissolve with the tide.

Vocally, Keith delivers the song with his signature baritone—strong yet relaxed, giving the impression that he might just be singing this from a hammock with a drink in hand. His performance is charismatic, effortlessly balancing humor with a kind of knowing wink to the audience. He’s not just singing about history; he’s inviting us into a joke, a little secret about the world that only a few of us truly understand.

In the grander scheme of Toby Keith’s catalog, Rum Is the Reason stands out as a lighthearted escape, a reminder that sometimes, life’s troubles—and even history’s great catastrophes—are best understood with a bit of humor and a stiff drink. It’s a song meant for those who appreciate a good story, a catchy melody, and the idea that maybe, just maybe, the answers to life’s biggest questions are found at the bottom of a glass.

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Lyrics

I heard Davey Crockett had a pint in his pocket, Good whiskey at the Alamo
Now that Pancho Villia had a jug of Tequila when he walked the streets of old Mexico
While Blackbeard was fleecing around the hurricane season, he didn’t quit because of a girl
Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

While Russia was brawling, I bet that Old Stalin was calling for a vodka martina
While the world waited in fear, Old Hitler drank beer from a stein, eating sauerkraut and weenies
Yeah, down through the ages, they couldn’t drink their diamonds and pearls
No, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

I ain’t getting much done but I’m having fun sailing on the deep blue sea
My whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on me
My catch of the day is a tall Cuba Libra chased down with a 12 oz curl
Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

I ain’t getting much done but I’m having fun sailing on the deep blue sea
My whole body goes numb from a bottle of dark rum and the sun sinking down on me
My catch of the day is a tall Cuba Libra chased down with a 12 oz curl
Yeah, rum is the reason I guess…
Hey, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world

Take it home coral reefers, haha…
Yeah

By tam