About the song
Toby Keith, the quintessential country swagger embodied in song, throws a playful jab with his track “High Maintenance Woman.” But beneath the surface of this seemingly straightforward honky-tonk anthem lies a humorous and relatable exploration of the age-old dance between the sexes, viewed through Keith’s distinctly down-to-earth lens.
The song kicks off with a familiar scenario: a man encountering a woman who seems to operate on a different plane of existence when it comes to expectations. Keith paints vivid pictures of her demanding tastes, from “foreign cars” to “champagne wishes,” contrasting them with his own more grounded lifestyle. It’s this juxtaposition that fuels the song’s charm. He doesn’t necessarily come across as bitter or resentful; instead, there’s a sense of bemused observation, almost as if he’s narrating a particularly amusing natural phenomenon.
What makes “High Maintenance Woman” so engaging is Keith’s signature delivery. His deep, resonant voice carries a wink and a nudge, inviting listeners to chuckle along with him. The lyrics are peppered with witty lines and relatable scenarios, making the “high maintenance” woman feel less like a caricature and more like someone we might actually encounter – or even be ourselves, in certain contexts.
The musical arrangement perfectly complements the lyrical content. It’s a classic country sound with a driving beat, a touch of twangy guitar, and a melody that sticks in your head long after the song ends. This upbeat tempo prevents the song from sounding like a complaint; instead, it feels like a lighthearted commentary on the differences that can both challenge and intrigue us in relationships.
Ultimately, “High Maintenance Woman” isn’t a condemnation. It’s a humorous acknowledgment of differing needs and desires. Toby Keith, with his characteristic blend of country grit and good-natured humor, offers a track that’s both entertaining and thought-provoking, reminding us that sometimes, the most interesting connections are forged across perceived divides. It’s a song that makes you smile, maybe even nod in recognition, and appreciate the quirks that make everyone unique.
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Lyrics
I see her layin’ by the poolside every day
She ain’t got a lot on
She ain’t got a lot to say[Verse 2]
She wouldn’t look my way
But buddy, what do you expect
I’m just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex[Pre Chorus]
And she’ll go out dancin’ ’bout 7:15
Climb into the back of a long limosine
I know where she’s goin’
She’s goin’ downtown
I’m goin’ downtown, too, and take a look around[Chorus]
See my baby doll
She’s my beauty queen
She’s my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain’t hooked it up yet
But I’m tryin’ hard as I can
It’s just a high maintenance woman
Don’t want no maintenance man[Verse 3]
I’m just sittin’ ’round waitin’ on a telephone call
After water pipe exploded in the living room wall
If your washer and dryer in need of repair
You know the handyman’s waitin’
And he’ll be right there[Pre Chorus]
Twenty-four hours
Seven days a week
If it’s gettin’ clogged up or maybe startin’ to leak
Just ring up my number, baby, give me a try
You know I got all the tools
And I can satisfy[Chorus 2]
See my baby doll
She’s my beauty queen
She’s my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain’t asked her out yet
‘Cause I don’t know if I can
You see a high maintenance woman
Don’t want no maintenance man…man[Tag Chorus]
See my baby doll
She’s my beauty queen
She’s my movie star
Best I ever seen
I ain’t hooked it up yet
But I’m tryin’ hard as I can
It’s just a high maintenance woman
Don’t want no maintenance man
Ain’t no high maintenance woman
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