About the song
*”Toby Keith, a name synonymous with country music’s rebellious spirit and down-home charm, delivers another slice of relatable Americana with his track, “Shitty Golfer.” While the title might evoke chuckles, the song delves deeper into universal themes of self-deprecation, camaraderie, and the simple pleasures of life.
Released in [Year], “Shitty Golfer” is a refreshing departure from the typical country love ballads that often dominate the airwaves. Keith, a self-proclaimed golf enthusiast, paints a vivid picture of a day spent on the green, where the focus isn’t on par scores but on the shared experiences and laughter with friends.
The song’s lyrics are filled with witty observations and humorous anecdotes that will resonate with anyone who has ever stepped foot on a golf course. Keith’s signature storytelling ability shines through as he describes the frustrations of a bad round, the camaraderie of the locker room, and the enduring appeal of the game.
Musically, “Shitty Golfer” is a classic country tune with a driving rhythm and a catchy melody. Keith’s rich baritone voice adds depth and warmth to the track, making it a truly enjoyable listening experience. The song’s production is polished yet understated, allowing the lyrics and melody to take center stage.
“Shitty Golfer” is more than just a fun song about a bad game of golf. It’s a celebration of the human experience and the joy that can be found in the simplest of things. Keith’s ability to connect with his audience on a personal level is evident in this track, as he invites listeners to share in his own experiences and imperfections.
Whether you’re a seasoned golfer or have never picked up a club in your life, “Shitty Golfer” is a song that will make you smile. It’s a reminder that it’s okay to not be perfect and that the journey is often more important than the destination.
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Lyrics
I’m a shitty golfer, you can ask my wife
I’ve been out there hackin’ every day of my life
I got the shorts and all the plaid sweaters
That new Taylormade driver didn’t make me any better
Man, I hit ’em fast and I hit ’em thin
I roll ’em in the bunker’s man, I hit ’em again
Slice ’em in the bushes, crank ’em in a creek
I popped that sucker up and hooked it out in the street
Yeah, I’m 2-45 right down the middle
And I’ll miss a green, to the left just a little
Chili dip a wedge and put it all together
Hit that son of a bitch right up there in the leather
If you call that good and let me press on the side
You can put me down for a fight
Hey, I’m a shitty golfer, most of us are
But we carry our clubs in the back of our cars
What else you gonna do when you’re out of town?
And you need to waste a whole day and shoot another round
Man, I played Augusta and I played Pebble Beach
And one time at Sawgrass I shot 83
If I live long enough to be 88
I think I’ll celebrate it by shooting my age
Yeah, I’m 2-45 right down the middle
And I’ll miss a green, to the left just a little
Chili dip a wedge and put it all together
Hit that son of a bitch right up there in the leather
If you call that good and let me press on the side
You can put me down for a fight, oh yeah
You can put me down for a fight
